While attending Bible College l had to take the book of Malachi and do something creative with it. Having worked at a legal office 4-5 years, l learned the language of court cases and so l created 3. This is 1.
From the Highest Court in Heaven
The State of Awe
County of St. Chosenones
The Person of God
Vs.
Christian A. Crook
In re: The Offense of Theft
CHRISTIAN A. CROOK, of 666 Notsogrand Street, the State of Awe, County of St. Chosen-Ones, on this 13th day of August, the year of my Son, 2013, is hereby charged in the Universal Court of God with the offense of theft.
For this indictment, Christian A. Crook will stand in final judgment before the Court, with Jesus Christ as his judge, on the Day of Reckoning. He will not, under any circumstance, save repentance and willing retribution, be found blameless for this offense.
Count 1 - Let it be known that Christian A. Crook is not charged with reaching into the offering plate and taking the money for his own, but instead became guilty when he did with full knowledge and intent withhold much of the riches God gave him — in fact that part which was God’s.
Count 2 - By his offense, and the added offenses of many others, the church as a building and as a people has suffered. Missions have also suffered. Christian A. Crook’s offense, and those of his accomplices, are directly attributable to the church’s weakened condition.
Count 3 - Because of Christian A. Crook’s actions, the church endured mockery and disrespect from non-Christian witnesses. Crook’s actions caused the church to be thought of as having no God or of having a God Who is inadequate, further creating a hostile attitude toward the church and causing the church and the Lord to be blasphemed.
Therefore, Christian A. Crook and his many accomplices will feel my wrath in the way of partial punishment now being rendered for their actions (or non-actions), hereby being made known through through being separated from God and His blessings.
But if you, Christian A. Crook, will make retribution to my church, which is the storehouse of my offerings, I will once again open my floodgates and pour out blessings instead of curses. I will be your God and you will be one of my people. All the people will then believe that you are blessed by the one true God and you will live in a delightful land.
Signed by the finger of
________GOD______
Witnesses:
Jesus
Holy Spirit
