A REPRESENTATION OF OUR NATION'S POTENTIAL CERTIFICATE OF DIVORCE FROM GOD
I, GOD, Creator of all men of All Nations and the Universe, do hereby issue to you, United States of America, on this 15th day of August, in the Two Thousand Thirteenth year of your Lord, A.D., this CERTIFICATE OF DIVORCE for the cause of unfaithfulness. Because you have quenched the flame of love you once had for me and my Son, Jesus Christ, and instead burn with passion for other gods, and because you have committed the ultimate betrayal of turning away from us, and for the further cause of no longer holding as hallowed our names, including that of "Christian" that you once wore, your nation must relinquish all privileges you have enjoyed in this marriage. Let it be known that you will suffer severe punishment if you continue to wear the name "Christian" at your convenience. By this action, you will no longer be the bride of the Holy Trinity, heretofore referred to as GOD. I will no longer be your husband. You will no longer be my people and I will no long